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There was a little boy walking around in a Captain America shirt and a blanket tied around his neck as a cape.
Me: Hey, I like you’re cape.
Kid: *Wtf is this lady talking to me for?*
Me: Are you Captain America?
Mom of child: Tell her who you are.
Kid: I’m Batman.
Me: Even better. *high fives* Keep doing an awesome job protecting the city :)
Brother: So wait, is Harvey Dent bad now?
Me: Um, Yeah?
Brother: Is he Two Face?
Me *Face desk*